The distraught actor, who was cheated on by his girlfriend Kristen Stewart with 'Snow White and the Huntsman' director Rupert Sanders, prefers staying holed up with an unhealthy dose of antique tables and priceless paintings rather than boozing with his mates.
"People make it seem like I'm out all the time but the truth is I will be at home watching Fawlty Towers, Antiques Road show or Only Fools And Horses," the Daily Star quoted the R-Patz as saying.
"That's really what I am doing in LA most nights. I am secretly very dull," he said.Related Video: Robert Pattinson 'not ready to forgive'
According to sources, the 26-year-old is in serious danger of turning into a couch potato.
"Rob hasn't got a massive group of friends over here and he isn't really a party guy," they said.
"He's started to shut himself off from the outside world, preferring to watch Antiques Roadshow and listen to music," they added.
Only time will tell if the couple can come back from Kristen's infidelity - but at least until that day Rob will have his antiques to keep him company.
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