March 22, 2012, 2:37 pm Lizbeth Scordo The Hype

Sofia Vergara, the buxom "Modern Family" bombshell, tells men how to keep a Latina woman happy in the April issue of Esquire magazine (although we'd argue it applies to a lot of women) -- get a maid.


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"I always tell my guy friends who are complaining that their Latina girlfriends want a maid: 'Listen, this is for your own good. You don't want a woman who is tired all day long, taking care of the kids, cooking, doing everything. She'll never be any fun,'" Vergara advises in the interview."She'll never want to go out with you because she'll be exhausted. She'll never want to sleep with you. So this is an investment you're making for your love life. Think of it that way." Not that Vergara would ever tire herself out cooking. On the contrary, she admits she has no idea how.
"I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it," explains the 39-year-old. "A mother tells the maids what to cook. The mothers are like conductors of the household. But they're not really doing it."One of the biggest surprises Vergara says she found when she made the move to the States actually took place on the beach... when she saw the bathing suits American women were wearing. "I was like, What is that? It's like a [nappy]. It's terrible. Who can look good in that? When I moved to the United States, I used to have bathing suits brought up from Colombia," she says. "There's nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don't even think about it. The first bathing suit your mother buys you is in the shape of a triangle."
In Hollywood, a place that celebrates stick-thin women who wear a size 6, Vergara - and all of her sensuous curves - have been a breath of fresh air. But in Colombia, she says her body type is more the norm. OK, probably not the norm, but more in line with the average woman than, say Angelina Jolie's figure. "In Colombia everybody's very voluptuous and you're supposed to be. You don't want to be skinny when all of your cousins are mermaids. You grow up thinking that's how beauty is," the actress shares.The vivacious Vergara, who's currently dating 35-year-old US politician Nick Loeb, leaves readers with one final piece of advice on love: "I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness," she says. "We all want to have sex in a romantic way. But with a Latina, you're going to have more fun."And with Sofia, chances are you probably will.Related Video: Hot Celebrity Bikini BodiesLizbeth Scordo writes for OMG!

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  1. wanderer06:45pm Wednesday 16th January 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    asians are better and closer ...

  2. Jeffrey11:28am Friday 23rd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    yay, get me a Sofia-clone and i'll be a happy man....woo hoo !

  3. Samsaralian04:36am Friday 23rd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    I've been in Colombia for the past 4 months and can tell you Aussie women are not better endowed in the breast department, although the ridiculous amount of boob jobs here probably accounts for that. Colombian girls are usually intelligent, caring, feminine, friendly, and polite. They do not usually sneer at, or deride the men who show them attention, not even the fat ugly old guys. This again may be due to the fact that the fat ugly old guys usually have more money. I guess you just have to take your chances with the girls here, if seems too good to be true, your probably dating a gold-digger or what they call a 'pre-pagar' (pre-paid) like a mobile phone, which equates to 'prostitute'. Lots of girlfriends for cash around here, kind of like semi-pros. They don't think of themselves as hookers so they target a guy who doesn't completely repel them, but they still expect you to pay for everything and give them some play money as well. But usually the girls here are the products of their society, still an old-fashioned patriarchal Catholic country where marrying a man of means ensures a better future for you and your offspring.

  4. Peter02:30am Friday 23rd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    cant be trusted to stay married more than 1 year then by by with all your money and property a hooker is cheaper and less trouble cos you can throw her out without alimony they know how to handle the women in colombia Yes we all now what this lot wont free every thing and lots of it MONEY and what do you get in return – NOTHING --- I give women NOTHING all liars every one of them Just rent them when needed never buy one … take them no wear give them nothing

  5. suzy10:59pm Thursday 22nd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    Aussie chicks have It all ...bigger titts ( as you have none )a body to grab hold of and a smile ...beat that ..there shit hot

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  6. Robbo B10:32pm Thursday 22nd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    Make me a sandwich

  7. d07:01pm Thursday 22nd March 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    I would eat a yard of her shit and complain if it was a foot short.


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